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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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