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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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