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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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