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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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