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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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