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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Simba eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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