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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛

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