Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.