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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺

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