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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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