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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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