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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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