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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘

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