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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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