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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻

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