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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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