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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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