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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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