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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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