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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Lola eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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