Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.