Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.