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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Molly eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺

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