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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮

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