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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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