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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗

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