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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁

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