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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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