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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮

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