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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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