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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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