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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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