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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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