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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Akira eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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