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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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