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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Trotsky eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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