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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hermoine eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺

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