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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Hufflepuff eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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