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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Worf eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺

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