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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃

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