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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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