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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍

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