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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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