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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Piper eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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