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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺

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