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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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