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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛

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