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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Gus eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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