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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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