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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Loki eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯

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