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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Squishy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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