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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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