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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍

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