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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Simpkins eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘

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