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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮

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