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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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