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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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