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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Coco eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺

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