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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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