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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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