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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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