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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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