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Pet death

My aunt Wilhelmina had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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